When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic