When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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