Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.