For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.