How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.