You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.