Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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