Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.