The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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