Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.