How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.