When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.