Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.