Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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