A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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