Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.