Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.