Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.