The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.