Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.