Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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