If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
I before E except after Chuck.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.