Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.