Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris