Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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