Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.