Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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