Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.