15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.