Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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