Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.