Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.