Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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