What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog.
The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
What’s the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Two flies sit on a pile of poop.
One fly passes gas.
The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Filet delay.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't because it won't come.
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"