Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.