Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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