Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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