Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!