Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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