Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.