Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.