Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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