Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.