A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!