The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.