The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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