Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.