Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.