Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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