Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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