Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.