Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.