Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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