How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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A: A ferrous wheel.
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A: He got Avogadro's number!
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.