Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.