Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?