Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
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You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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