Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him: I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep... Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again, he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."