Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.