Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: "Wrap" music!
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Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!
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A: The "elf"-abet!
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!