Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. "Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef. That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown. What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better. Than a bomb in a letter. Given the choice of how to be blown.
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!