Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking a cow. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left foot to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right foot to a pole too. As soon as I finished milking the cow again he knocked down the bucket with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain."
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.