Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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‘Doctor, I suffer from premature ejaculation.
Can you help me?!’
‘No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!’
There's something actionable in your pants.
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke.
Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here."
Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here."
Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
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