Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ? The elevator can raise a child.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.